just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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