Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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