Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We are all done wearing pants today
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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