Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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