your parents love me but you hate me
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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