I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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