I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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