forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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