I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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