The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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