Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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