My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
