woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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