Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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