then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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