he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
