He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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