you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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