White coat. Heels.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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