so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
is it fun? or sober?
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