Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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