Pregnant stripper...not hot.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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