This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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