i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
How external is "for external use only"?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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