2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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