Fine. I'll sleep in my office
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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