how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
