Christians are straight up FREAKS
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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