She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I still have a little drunk in my system
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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