A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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