Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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