Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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