some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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