i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Randomize
