Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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