i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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