You work out of a Hotel?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
FUCK WHALES
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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