So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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