Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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