her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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