you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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