He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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