So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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