why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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