And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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