Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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