no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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