another moral hangover. fuck.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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