good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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