omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
If its not for food we ain't going out.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Your penis caused this!
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